We got our man.
Shad Khan for Mustached American of the Year
I’ve nominated Shad Khan to be the 2012 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year. You can do the same by clicking here, and I urge you to do so. My nomination address follows:
A self-made billionaire Pakistani immigrant and auto parts tycoon, Shad Khan has ended the decades-long reign of Jeff Fisher as Best Mustache Owner in the National Football League with his purchase of the Jacksonville Jaguars. Shad’s facial enhancement has captured the imagination of the First Coast and ushered in a new thousand year reign of sub-nasal decadence by way of his extraordinary facial achievement. Forty years of focused effort have culminated in a follicle accomplishment unrivaled in professional sports.
In America, you can do anything you want to do. You have to work hard, you have to create your own luck, and you have to have some luck also. But here, it’s possible.
As an addendum to the letter Jaguars owner Shad Khan sent to Mayor Alvin Brown today, he also included the above video message addressed specifically to the posteriors of those responsible for causing this drama.
It’s been talked about. Much can be said on both sides. The least thing [to be considered] about that is the money. It’s not an issue.